This is beautiful


im either too shy or too straightforward 

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Anonymous asked: I just finished my vegetables now let me eat the pussy and clean the dish!!!!


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  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

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My friends trying to motivate me into productivity

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When a nigga says he don’t eat pussy